For everyone that didn’t figure it out, I’m not really going to seminary. Could you really imagine me in such an environment? While I imagine the experience would be enlightening, and I’d probably learn volumes about the past, insanity would undoubtedly follow.
To make up for scarring your psyche for the duration of your lives, I offer this flash game as a means of atonement. My top score is 1708, tell me if you get something higher.