Local Man Angry Daughter isn’t Dating Vampire

September 10th, 2010 | Published in News, Writing | No Comments


Many fathers only want the best for their daughters: the most competitive colleges, the fanciest cars, a man that’s truly worthy of her attention. Jim Seymore, a local butcher, bemoans his daughter’s choice of a successful brain surgeon instead of a vampire in her search for love.


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