So Deep Makes Baby Jesus Cry
Please, take a look at: this crazy crap.
This song has what the DDR community commonly refers to as gallops. Not just any gallops, but 1/16th note gallops through the entirety of the song. For a minute and a half, a player has to somehow pound out nearly 500 steps - that’s over five steps per second. I’ve been playing for a while, as my overly large calves will attest, but I can barely keep up with this song in training mode at a speed setting of 1 out of 5. As a result of trying, my calf muscles now feel like the recipients of a healthy baseball bat massage.
Now, if you’ll excuse me while I find the people who only rated that song 9-feet, and give them their own baseball bat massage.