Gone a Gander
There comes a time in a person’s life when they just wonder… why? Today I plucked two grey hairs. This by itself is not notable. What struck me, was that they were both in my eyebrows. Considering the relative distribution of hair follicles across various parts of my scalp, two in such a small area bodes badly. Then I noticed I have quite a few coming in on the sides… sides I normally have shaved down to 1/4 inch, but it’s been a while since I’ve been in for a haircut.
So, I declare it’s official. Three months before my 30th birthday, I am, without a doubt, a decrepit old man. What now? Who knows. But I bet Wild Turkey 101 can soothe my ancient and undoubtedly crusty old brain.