Scrollkeep This!

What the fuck is Scrollkeeper? No, wait… I don’t care. I’m not even going to look it up. You know what, scrollkeeper? Fuck you! I shouldn’t have to nice down a background utility that suddenly decides it’s the most important program executing on my laptop the millisecond it boots. 90% or more of my CPU to do… what exactly? I don’t even know what this fucking program does, and it can’t idle in the background until it’s done? It has to reduce my system to a useless brick capable only of melting a hole through my fucking lap?

$>sudo chmod a-x /usr/bin/scrollkeeper*

And don’t let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya, bitch.