“Who is it?““You. For that is all it can be.““Surely not! Were I to speak so candidly to myself, I would be judged insane, and rightly so!““But I am indeed you. No malicious little troglodyte, I. Else I had a body of my own, I would dash it on the rocks.““What rocks? I see no splashing shore, no mountain ranges or precarious cliffs leading to the demise you wish to inflict upon ourselves.

I haven’t been keeping up with my journal very well, so few people know I’ve been “sick” for the past two weeks. Sick? About two weeks ago, I woke up with a really bad sore throat, strong enough that swallowing, yawning, and even hard breathing were painful. This continued for three days, until eventually I also started coughing. Oddly enough, I was coughing for no reason. Nothing was coming up, and no cough medicine seemed to work.

After messing around a little with Google Video for a while, just searching around, I found this.Now, what else can I really say? This is just pure awesome.

So what do you do if you can’t easily escape a snowed-in parking spot, and you drive a truck? Well, drive right into the car behind you, of course! Just back waaaaay up, about three feet farther than necessary, and just let the bed of your truck scrape right along the hood of whoever is behind you. Then when you’re done, just drive away! All the cool kids are doing it.

Thanks to Verizon’s “New Every Two” plan and a $100 promotion, I just scored $200 off on my new RAZR bitches! Now maybe I’ll have a phone that doesn’t forget about daylight saving time whenever it’s off the network for 5 seconds. Don’t get me wrong, the LG-VX4400 is a pretty good phone, but it’s twice as thick as a RAZR, and weighs less.Other than that, I don’t have much to report.