After messing around a little with Google Video for a while, just searching around, I found this.Now, what else can I really say? This is just pure awesome.

So what do you do if you can’t easily escape a snowed-in parking spot, and you drive a truck? Well, drive right into the car behind you, of course! Just back waaaaay up, about three feet farther than necessary, and just let the bed of your truck scrape right along the hood of whoever is behind you. Then when you’re done, just drive away! All the cool kids are doing it. Leave a note apologizing or giving your insurance information? What are you, drunk?And here I was, starting to forget that Chicago was a putrid stain on the face of civilization, unworthy of the effort necessary of reducing it to a pile of smoking rubble. Should the day come when ICBMs are fired at the US, I somehow doubt any would dirty themselves by entering Chicago airspace. This city is safe, merely because it is a horrible wasteland which emanates banality and destruction. I’m surprised pigeons don’t immediately drop out of the sky twitching in throes of death within five miles of this filthy, pulsating bastion of bubbling chlamydia puss.It is impossible to have a nice car in Chicago without a garage. Parking on the street is a crapshoot, and I guess I was just lucky nothing happened before now. I need to get my car somewhere safe so it sustains no more damage, and get it fixed so someone will fucking buy it, but I’m kinda screwed here. If I get it fixed, I have to put it somewhere, or it’ll just get hit by something else again. But I can’t sell it until I get it fixed… Nice!I have a friend who’s all into rebuilding and selling cars. I’m going to see if he’ll take on this challenge, because I don’t have the resources here, and this vehicle is becoming more and more of a liability.

Thanks to Verizon’s “New Every Two” plan and a $100 promotion, I just scored $200 off on my new RAZR bitches! Now maybe I’ll have a phone that doesn’t forget about daylight saving time whenever it’s off the network for 5 seconds. Don’t get me wrong, the LG-VX4400 is a pretty good phone, but it’s twice as thick as a RAZR, and weighs less.Other than that, I don’t have much to report. I’m boring, and I admit it. I’m getting faster at solving the cube, and I’ve learned about five new algorithms for doing the last layer, but I’ve still got about 50 to go. Boy, it seems like a long way away before I can get under a minute. Oh well. :)

Well, I am now able to solve a Rubik’s cube in less than five minutes. I think with a little more practice, I can get faster; I just need to get more accustomed to how a cube moves, and the methods I use to solve it. About when this becomes second nature, I may learn the really fast ways of solving it, and see if I can get under a minute. Now wouldn’t that be amusing?

There’s a channel in the road, of lies and deceit, and it is always there, in our eyes, in our minds. And so we cross the boundary, and so we walk along, For all that we have stolen, for all that we have won.See the world for nothing shaken, and the fires we always cry, and the shining dream of conciousness, sees the skies of witless sails.Fortune shining always encumbered, tales told of none and two, so I wonder always simply, silly styles gone out of tune. Straying into walls asunder, drinking fully from the wine, There is sickness in this hallway, If only there was time.So with folly, and with ire, we wander here and there. The wharfs of ships and lost goth raids, we harrow in the hills. Fortuna isle luna, the song above the skies. Of two and three and never more, seas drift and wash and rise.It’s uneven, and yet sundered, undone and full of woe. Living rakes the coals of rage, and roasts you in the cold. So it is, so there always a time in need of change.We break apart, and draw a start, and drive them all away.