Crustaceans are Dangerous

I’ve got a big bag of crabs here, and I am going to put them in my mouth. Oh yes! Incidentally, what the hell else would you do with tasty crabs? Someone on Rob’s Livejournal noted that he liked this better than Badger Badger Badger, so of course I had to see it for myself. Now personally I could subsist without a churning throng live crabs shredding the supple tissues of my mouth, but I suppose it could substitute as a unique method of toughening gums of nancy-boy wussies who cringe away from such manly activities such as chewing glass or gargling thumbtacks. But crabs are simply too mild! I shall immediately attempt to locate a delicious gaggle of hedgehogs and cram them unceremoniously into my unsuspecting pie-hole. Then finally, it’ll know who’s boss!

Yum. Crabs.

Until Tomorrow