Japanese, Ho!

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Mmmmm… tasty Japanese class. I’ve finally gotten off of my sorry butt and registered for Nihongo with Shimizu-sensi at Blackhawk College. Blackhawk doesn’t call itself a community college, but that’s what it is. ^_^ Poor saps think they can convince the rest of the world that they’re a real-life college.

The World Shakes

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Whelp, I’m not sure if it was inevitable or not, but Becky and I are no longer an item. But hey, you never know what the future holds.

On a less depressing note, go to The Romp! Sign up and go play Booty Call or watch enjoy the crazy antics at *Cooties_ and its rather dangerous proprietor Gypsy Pedro. This has to be the funniest flash-animation site I’ve run into!

Lawsuits, Litigation, Lamers

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“If you paid an extended viewing or non-return fee between January 1, 1992, and April 1, 2001, you are a member of a proposed Settlement Class in an action against Blockbuster Inc.”

Well… doesn’t it just make your heart swell with pride, knowing that our pathetic, litigious society has come up with yet another wonderful way to burn its collective free time.

New Rant

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Yeah, I’ve been a lazy-ass. Not updating my site for nearly a month. But, hey. It’s a lot of work sitting around on my keester thinking about things to bitch about.

Beyond that, enjoy. ^_^

Writing Section Added

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Yup. I’ve added a new writing section. As per usual, all of the content is stolen directly from my old site. No new content for those of you who were here before my redesign.

Aside from that, I’ve gotten my very first unsolicited and unsupported guestbook hate-mail already! Why, I’m so honored I could cry. But instead, I’ll merely publicly humiliate the cretin who sadly believes he/she/it can hope to insult me.