New Rant

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Yeah, I’ve been a lazy-ass. Not updating my site for nearly a month. But, hey. It’s a lot of work sitting around on my keester thinking about things to bitch about.

Beyond that, enjoy. ^_^

Writing Section Added

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Yup. I’ve added a new writing section. As per usual, all of the content is stolen directly from my old site. No new content for those of you who were here before my redesign.

Aside from that, I’ve gotten my very first unsolicited and unsupported guestbook hate-mail already! Why, I’m so honored I could cry. But instead, I’ll merely publicly humiliate the cretin who sadly believes he/she/it can hope to insult me.

Profile Update

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I’ve done a little housekeeping on the site recently. Mostly, I’ve added a friends section from something I found on my old website. It isn’t complete, so if you see mistakes in it, tell me!

Damn The Internet, Anyway!

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Sorry everyone. My site was down due to a horrid slew of coincidences that rendered Csoft useless. Apparently they host on some servers in a coloc which doesn’t know linux. Thus, when they wanted to fix some broken libraries on their machine, they had to walk the techs through the fixes via a long-distance phone call.

The Shrub

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Wow… George bush.

Ya know, I figured the guy would be mostly harmless. Little did I realize that he is in all actuality, a raving lunatic. Sometimes ignorance is not bliss, his is suicide. Don’t believe me?

In his short time in office, he’s: