Is it just me, or is the United States run by a bunch of self serving overzealous retards? What am I thinking… of course it’s me! I mean… the Government obviously has a reason for spending billions on keeping idiots from harming themselves and others, right? The supposed leader of the free world isn’t racist or anything; that would be ridiculous! I mean, how else could our representatives forget the pathetic debacle that was prohibition, prohibition, and prohibition?

Ok. Look over to your right, and you’ll see a picture of me. You’ll notice that the picture of me has blue hair. I have recieved many compliments on the color, and a lot of people seem to like it. So why then, don’t more people do it? I’ll tell you why, faceless corporations that believe they can control every aspect of their employees’ lives. I have blue hair, so suddenly that makes me a rebel?

Yes, my wonderful minions, this site has been gasp updated! It may strike fear into your very heart, but what we have here is a news system that will update my main pages based on what I have in a a database. I’ve also implimented a forum system that will give me a guestbook with far too many options. It’s somewhat like swatting a fly with an ICBM. Oh well. Remember kids… I will rule the world!