Well… Becky’s endless wheedling has ultimately convinced me to go back to school. Though my thoughts to this end have thus-far been minimal, the seemingly endless cascade of C&G; alumni turning a blind eye to the working world has piqued my curiosity. Obviously there is some ubiquitous and intangible force directing us to the obsidian oblivion that is academia. In an effort to embrace this trend head-on, I plan on taking it a step further.

Take that subspace! I’m fameous! Seriously, this is good exposure for DDR, the QCDDR group, and Augustana’s club. Yay!

Need I say more?

Well, Lance has finally gotten another Job, where he’ll likely get a lot more respect, and hopefully a little more happiness. To celebrate, TownNews had a little party at Miller Time Bowling. While I was there, I decided to play a few rounds of DDR. Most of those games were pretty average, but two things were finally different. First, I finally got a Full Combo on V Heavy, and second was a long awaited A on Sakura Heavy.

Capitol bill aims to control ‘leftist’ profs I really am at a loss of words on this one… Apparently Darwin was filthy leftist communist scum. Now Florida has established that believing in science is “one biased view by the professor, who as a dictator controls the classroom.” Thanks guys! While you’re at it, why not question the validity of gravity, and finally put down that rumor that the Earth revolves around the Sun?